I Forgeted To Geted The Meats

I think I’m tired of all the rules for spelling. I propose a unilateral change. I suggest that all past tense verbs end in “ed” and all plurals end in “s”. That should make it easier for everyone.

For instance, I could talk about how I goed to the hair dresser and geted my hair cuted today. There ised hairs everywhere. Several peoples comed in and sited to wait. I drived away but forgeted to buy breads and meats at the gorcery store. Then I forgeted to geted gasss for my car. At least I bringed home the mails.

See how much better that is! Next, we’ll tackle those silent letters in words that we don’t knead.

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